Grade 9

In spite of my grade 7 self, grade 9 me wasn’t as successful with the ladies. I asked out the blind, challenged Asian girl to grad. She initially agreed, but told me she had a family thing and cancelled. I wasn’t thrilled when I saw her there later. I ended up slow dancing with one of her not so pretty friends who asked me why I was dancing at an arms length. Keep wondering.

Time Travel

If I ever get a chance to travel back in time, I’m going back to when I was in grade 7 and tell past Jon to get some. Girls were throwing themselves at me and I didn’t know what to do.

Fireworks

Only a souless munchkin doesn’t like fireworks.

I lit an unfired one from a chain of them in China once. Didn’t pay attention to fuse length and it promptly blew up in my hand. Luckily, it was a small one.

2012’s Best Quote

“Fucking Rihanna.” – Krunchy the Klown